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So Shit

Cooked up a pork chop and some southwestern style hash browns (read: I burnt the
request [f]or yogapants? i do shit right. made a fucking ALBUM. requests are fun,
Bought my first 5 pound bag of poppy seeds and made tea. Shit is almost brown it's
I'm crazy asfuck so don't point your finger in my face unless you want that shit
The feminist female superiority roleplay is not sexy to the superior Men the actual
dope porn (i dont wana hear anyones shit about smoking it so dont bother <3)
It seems some feminists and inferior men are having an overdose of reality or this
"Ok, take the pic but I'm so done with your shit."
horny as shit and feeling brave, so here goes!
When you're so excited for an iPad that you start shitting out of your head
Can't think of a title so here's a shit tier meme
i wanna facefuck the living shit out of someone. till your eyes roll back. im so
I feel like shit, but this made me chuckle so I thought I'd share it.
Trump was so busy deleting faggot content on Whitehouse.gov that he forgot this shit
It feels so good to shit your brains out when drunk.
Pussy so good wanna save that shit for later :)
my parents have been taking me and my sister to maine since we were kids so all the
God, now that I uploaded it on Imgur, I'm realizing how shit I am at editing. If
Your Mom gets so wet from just the thought of your bully beating you up and fucking
"Holy shit Marcus! Your thick cock is stretching my pussy so much"
No sleep. Never mind. So we have a motley coffee and cocoa and "shit ton of
Tana Mongeau is so annoying but I couldn't resist hate fucking the shit out of her.
Her little shit-cutter is so tight and ready. (Asian wife).
"OH SHIT! ... OH FUCK! ... YES BRO' ... fuck my ass deeper ... so you can stuff
This dumb white bitch try and sue me cause she think I'm the type of nigga that gonna
I felt like shit all night so I went for a drive and then took a picture of my tits
Show me porn of sluts getting the shit fucked out of them, and then fuck me like
Want someone to rp as teens I know and dominate the shit out of me. I’ve got lots
Into whatever whack shit you want to get into. Trade, chat, defile, worship with
CW: SCAT ---- this LOSER didn't pay as promised, so here you go!!!! LAUGH AT THIS
You were so absolutely useless as a man. Shit job. No confidence. No friends--well
First time I've dunked on someone wanting free shit. Way more fun than I thought
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My girlfriend dumped me so make me feel less shit [F21]
Kate Garraway makes my cock so hard. I wanna fuck this Slut the shit out of her Fat
This shit is gross...but my mother says there will be no alcohol abuse in this house
2 white girls SHIT on a plate and feeds it to a 20yr old African American woman!
“Holy shit I wasn’t expecting so many guys to show up for my charity blowbang”
The tops are solid on these and don’t come off, would I be able to soak these in