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Spike has a shitty day [xpost from /mylittlepony, slightly nsfw text]
As a guy who's had flesh stripped from his member due to improper procedure, this
enjoying mah trees. wish i could invite all of r/trees 
to my bitchin backyard ..or
My wife just sent me this picture from the beach with the text "Wish you were
Distracted from her texting
Sent this to her bull from a bar and texted "Come and get it ;)"
What really happened with Brock and Professor Ivy (x-post from r/4chan) [nsfw text]
Had a friend take care of my dog, she sent me this with the text "I think he's
"I texted my girl at 11.09 and its 11:10 now..." [X-post from /r/funny]
Just got a text message from a girl I want to meet!
Sometimes I like wonky-translators for Korean text. It adds so much mystery to what
Another texted treat from the SO
I re-titled some Hearthstone cards with Cards Against Humanity text. [x-post from
Got a disturbing text the other day from a number I've never seen before. I have
Your wife sends you a text way after she should have been home from the office party
[F] Text Message From My Wife - I Like How Her Breasts Are Peeking Through Her Long
Got a text last night from a strange number... Looks like my wife made a new friend
MRW a guy I'm texting says "There's a theory about undisciplined children from
Waiting on your dealer to text back... (X-post from /r/pics)
So I just returned from my eponymous vacation... Years of dreaming, months of planning,
Web cam from Musala peak - the highest peak in Bulgaria and the Balkans (2,925 m/9,596
This seemed like it would fit in here. Actual NSFW text. X-Post from /r/4Chan
A selfie from her Boyfriends, her husband loved getting that text!
My neighbors wife always texts me her outfits from the dressing room.
The texts I get from my wife while I'm in meetings
Join me in a [Dom] or Vanilla [GFE] from $100/Day or session on [Kik] or [Cam] with
Bro, sis just texted me this from last time. She said she needs it bad. She'll be
She text me from the other room saying breakfast is ready :)
Her surprise text to me from restaurant bathroom.
[mom] The text was from mom's phone, so you don't even know who it was today.
Her texting me from work
"It was a mathematical certainty, really", was a weird text to get from
What I'm up to at the moment - update from text to a (f)riend
Sent my wife a text asking if he was wearing a condom. Got this message from an unknown
Don't text and bang. From Facebook, pretty NSFW.
She texted me from bed this morning
So apparently I have clumsy thumbs. I just accidentally texted THIS photo to my in-laws
So, my old bully from highschool, bumped into my older sister at some party they
Stacey Vandenberg, brunette hottie texting you from her bed
I don't know her but it's 10a where she's texting me from
Touya and Touko from Pokémon Black and White~! I have to wonder what the translation
My difficulty graphs from my successful attempt last year (Text post in comments)
Don't Text and Walk {F Human -> F Cat} from 米風
Those puffy nipples from below <3 I love that view and you guys? Text me "PRINCESS"
I love the feeling of cum dripping from my ass to my pussy <3 Text me "Cherry"
Vintage page from a photography magazine. The Physician text is hilarious.
LF Mono Source: "So... This is what I would look like... When I'm getting pounded
LF mono source: animal ears, blushing, sweating, mouth open, closed eyes, text (translated
I will just wait like this in front of the door and text you to hurry up back home
[Jessica Simpson] I am texting my gf when I I get a message from mommy. Mummy just
"Dude swap class assignments are so weird, all I have to do to bump my grades
LF Mono Source: 1girl, 1boy, long black hair, old man, ugly bastard, dark skin, from
LF Mono Source: 1boy, 2girls, sleeping, from behind, fingering, half naked, bed,
LF Mono Source: ¡Mas profundo por favor no pares! 1girl, glasses, spanish text,
LF Mono Source: 1boy, 1girl, fingering from behind, foreign text, hand in panties,
LF Mono Source: Let's enjoy ourselves jiggle, 1boy, 1girl, blush, breast/boob grab,
The FOSE came at the best time. I texted the super cute girl from my class to tell
LF Mono Source: 1boy, 1girl, bent/bend over, black hair, chairs, classroom, clothed
LF Mono Source: 1boy, 1girl, 1other, anus peek, ass, ass focus, bent over, birthmark?,
What would you reply if I texted you this pic from my balcony?