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TFW you wanna be a horsefucker. [](/lyrafun)

TFW you'll never be jacked off by a giant cat serpent

tfw you'll never be a cucumber

tfw i get modded 4 this

tfw dick is suddenly in your mouth

Tfw you know someone is a serial killer, but you can't do anything about it

TFW Omelette du fromage

tfw you get sexually harassed on Toontown

TFW you can't TP test :(

TFW you make a dank banner but its so dank it can't be used because it will cause

TFW Pog is Log

Tfw no horse wife to live inside

TFW your boyfriend spends more time with his sister on vacation than you.

tfw you can't pick up All-Star's helmet anymore

tfw butts

TFW Kindred isn't banned and your first pick

TFW I joined r/the_donald for karma but they find me out so I come here instead.

TFW you can't keep it all in.

TFW you need that shirt again

TFW someone posts their 10/10 dog and you know you'll never get to snuggle with them

Tfw the healer becomes the boss

tfw you're unsure about your new hairstyle but come to enjoy it

TFW you're making a sandwich

TFW the diversity kicks in

TFW your post on T_D hits 420 upvotes.

TFW you've just been wrecked by Hurricane Debbie [NSFW]

TFW you kill someone twice in 1h and they call an invisible p-mod to ban you

Tfw when you're bored at work. Atlanta here. PMs welcome, (hung) guys preferred ;)

Tfw you finally buy a new Glock and carry ammo

Tfw you should have fucked more goats instead

TFW you find out your record still stands

TFW when you were born in the wrong decade.

TFW when papa Hannity says 14 isn't too young

TFW When The [City Sounds] Were Strong & You *ACTUALLY* Have to EDIT Your

tfw mid fuck when she says she wants cum on her tits

TFW a muscle daddy pozs a gaybro’s neg hole then remembers that they’re on Truvada.

TFW You have Mac, Landy, and Rants on your fantasy team (Slightly NSFW)

tfw you buy a vr porn subscription

Tfw your taste in fashion is too woke for Google

tfw GSC chooses Chiaki and Kyoko for bunny figures instead of Kaede who is actually

Tfw interdimensional child molesters finally get you

TFW you will never get to go home and fuck a girl like this

tfw you're dead and want to fuck your cousin who's alive but you're in the ghostzone

TFW You Don't Want to Leave Your Bed. Who Wants to Cuddle Instead?

TFW MFW JerkTalkDiamond is banned and I'm so out-of-the-loop that I only learned

tfw the brainworms get too strong

TFW I don't even compare to the tiny chapstick....

TFW you unintentionally helicopter dick while trying to show abs bouncing in slow-mo

tfw he asks for $5 titty pics like you're some sort of prius

TFW your client says he'll only execute the multimillion $$$ deal only if your wife

tfw his head is already at the back of your throat and he tells you to go deeper

tfw people talk about beach body while you are the beach ball

Tfw you should be sleeping but get... excited

TFW you have small titties so you try to do a booty drop instead, but your booty

TFW a very hot Redditor gets you so turned on in the DMs that you have to sneak away

TFW the dress is tight and things are about to get interesting

Tfw your nrpples match your panties :)

TFW you can pick sissy for gender for anon cam fun

TFW I read a dirty message from a stranger

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