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TFW I'm no longer a mod because KP is Hitler.
TFW there are no scanlations of the Cat & Dragon doujinshi series [Urekemo
TFW Ungrounded from TV (First ever post)
TFW a new B&M opened in my town
tfw you drop your Sexus
Tfw you get a new sweater ?
tfw the sub isnt about rn paul and dank mmes anymore
TFW when you forget incognito
tfw suddenly we've become /r/kinkpots
TFW You Hold a Trump Meetup & Most of the People Cuck Out & Mysteriously
TFW you can't maturbate cuz dick surgery, so instead you destroy your ass in a six-hour
Tfw you get momwrecked
Tfw you fell for the lenovorola meme
tfw you make a godly play
tfw last /too/ long in bed
TFW she yanks on your pants 'cause you're not shoving your cock in deep enough
TFW you get a little too excited about Making America Great Again...
Tfw I'm a blueberry and life is great
Tfw Marco dips deep
tfw you're in the middle of sex and you need to piss [Fairy Tail]
TFW school starts up in a month, but there aren't any cute guys over there that will
tfw you recieve millions of dollars to reveal true facts to spooked people
tfw you act like such a pervert that even a fictional character gets pissed off
Tfw youve been on finasteride and spiro for 3 months and shave your chest for the
Tfw you (f)it both tits and ass in 1 shot!
tfw u successfully gank sidelanes but realize mid is feeding
Tfw you get redshield and Rafael on the same couch
tfw foxy mistakes you for freddy and fucks you but you can't take the mask off #relatable
tfw you're a grower
TFW Your namesake the Swastika has been corrupted by the Nazis.
tfw no gf to send my goofy ass nudes to
tfw when your dick is in good hands (and mouth)
Tfw the gut looks gross but the package looks ?... ?‍♂️
TFW you realize you've been excluded from the sex strike cuz you can't get pregnant
tfw you will never have a dullahan suck your dick while smothering you with her boobs
Tfw you really need a daddy :((((((((
tfw when you want to be a baddie but you're a pink highlighter
TFW you love horses so much you also want to fuck them
TFW when she tells you she's sick and you come home early to check on her
Tfw you get so excited about planning a sexy surprise that you forget to remove the
TFW your plug is gay so you don't bother sending this to convince him to come thru
tfw Penthesilea horde campaign
TFW when your Reddit friend gets you riled up [35]
TFW You're too horny for your own good

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