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That Was You...

You said you didn't wanna be that guy but i[f] this was in front of you would you
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I was to say
You tried explaining that your Doctorate was only in psychiatry, but before you knew
You once told her that you best friend was only slightly bigger than you
That's my cum dripping out of her pussy... do you wish it was yours? Tell us what
Was told that I should post here, not sure that I'm worthy, but I hope you all enjoy!
You watched as your Mom acted like she was trying to break free, but you and your
You weren't sure if those long nights you spent in your TA's office meant she was
you had no idea, both that she was snapping her coworker or that salty taste was
You don't like the fact that your Mom was hanging out with her younger co-worker,
You... You Have Paid £1. To Get This Guy To Provide This View. A Full-Moon! Phew!
You know that [f]eeling when you're laying in bed but you could swear you're on a
You guys said that the best way to keep people from recognizing me was to post a
(m) 142 that was my baby, she got bouje on me though I use to love hitting you from
You knew that indie pop artist Annie Clark had always been gay and dated women like
When she accidentally sends you a text that was meant for her bull...
You didn't believe me when I said your new girlfriend Emma Roberts was a whore. So
You thought it was sweet that Brie Larson invited a bunch of your friends and family
You thought your succubus awakening was the worse possible thing that could happen
Would you fuck an 18 year old silver haired virgin that was born in 2002??❤️
You kept telling me I was being too shy, that I needed to fuck you back. You gave
Was told that you folks may appreciate the shares and spreading some smiles. Always
My first pair sold <3 that was fun!!! Thank you all for the love and support!
You refused to believe me when I told you that Billie Lourd had been hitting on me
You woke up mysteriously in a body that did not belong to you. As you sat up on the
You convinced yourself that the reason McKayla Maroney cucked you was because you're
Was a cold frosty day. Not that cold that couldn't get half naked and open my legs
After your mom sent this to your bully he instantly stopped harassing you That was
"You know you can't handle a body like this, you're just not man enough"
You were so proud of Gaga singing at the inauguration, what your wife didn't tell
You're not really upset that she was cheating on you, just that she didn't share
You told me you had a big black cock, so I was slightly intrigued. Of course I didn't
"You had to swap with a guy? Dude swap class fucked you over, I got Sarah's
You expected all your friends to be jealous of dating a gorgeous celebrity like Lorde,
You lived for months in constant fear that I will just show up at your place and
You didn't want to be seen as a creep, so waited until her 18th birthday to let Danielle
You always thought it was a bit strange that your queans friends were younger than
You didn't tell your girlfriend that your friend was picking you up. You look at
You know I can see you down there right? Did you think I was just going to let you
That white dress costed $23 on Amazon and it looks amazing on everybody. The chastity
You knew she was planning to turn you out. You just didn’t know what that meant.
You wanted to be her slave. She told that you’d never see her pussy again. She
You heard a rumor that you favorite hookup was coming back to town and you couldn't
You decided to get a special present for your gf, Veronica Leal. And the least thing
You couldn't help but wiggle your new, seductive hips back and forth as you looked
You have to help me! I was walking home from soccer practice when this old woman
You had heard rumours that this babysitter was a home wrecker. But you were sure
You thought it was strange that your best friend's girl asked you to go hiking alone,
"You CAN'T be serious. How the hell am I supposed to raise that much money looking