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...AND THEY SAID ROMANCE WAS DEAD!
Smile, they said. So I did.
"You can do the splits, it'll be easy" they said
"Nice bum where you [f]rom" they said.
[THANKS!!!] Kalanz was right when they said it was everything I needed to survive
Found this gem at my local Staples. I asked /b/ what to do. They said, "Put...
X-post r/gonewild they said try here
Use "Arm of the destroyer" behind someone's wind up aldgoat, they said...
Gifs & Cum They Said
Put a cap on it they said ....[m]
More for science they said!!!
This will be fun they said
Be a painter they said
So they said try a different angle. How is this one?
[TW: Injury; Gore] They said lifting weights was safe...
"Im drunk, dude. Let me tattoo you. Itll be funny," they said.
Going on a business trip early tomorrow. They said be clean shaven...
HUH... AND THEY SAID I WOULDN'T GET IN ACTION IN MY GRANDMA SWEATER
[wife] They said that she was a screamer.
[No Spoilers] They said Critical Scope needed a new logo, and I've got just the thing!
Ha. And they said the hypnosis seminar was a waste of money.
Tuck it in your waistband, they said
"Just act confident and guys won't care about your size," they said.
Bride thought they said "something blew"
Go to college they said
Stable they said
im housesitting and they said I could use the hot tub...hope this is okay too. [f]
And they said Animal Crossing was a kid's game
When they said we were gonna "get down tonight", this isn't what I had
"You can pull off skinny jeans" they said.
My audition for the pink Power Ranger didn't go so well. They said I don't fall under
[F] They said I'm getting too soft.
"wide-set eyes are a traditional definition of beauty" they said ?
Asians are bushy they said
When they said fidget spinners are good for autism
"Might want to start considering posting in /r/forearmporn" They said...
Running together makes (f)riendship stronger they said
Why do the men I serve in the bar I work in always want to know what’s up my skirt?
Try sports, they said. [F] [OC]
Act natural, they said
Be a Cameraman They Said
I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short
Just tuck it up they said...
Go fishing they said
Buy briefs they said. It'll keep everything more "packed in".
Clean up storm damage they said... ow.
Can't believe this pic of Ellen and Bush smdh and they said she was "progressive"
Reflect After Every New Year They Said ??
[32] "Take something off!" they said. What should be next?
Tryina show off my feet but they said nah
Then they said, let the women play volleyball...
No side effects they said!
COVID-19, They said...
[F] Get a grip on your girl, they said.
Shirts are compulsory for picnic, they said! ??
Oh no, they said if this happened again I would be banned from the coffee shop!
Ride horses they said
I like how they said - ????? ???? ?? ? ???? ??? ????????? ????? in the end
"Don't go on vacation by yourself" they said. Well I went anyways and couldn't
And I thought they said that the sun doesn't shine here

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