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[f] They said making sweatpants sexy was impossible. I said nay =].

"I bet your tongue can't reach your nipple." they said.. "Oh yeah,

I said I want a [f]ull house, they said "you got it dude!"

I always thought people dressed nice and smiling in pictures where they said they

[F]uck me, they said. Sure, I said.

When they said they both wanted to ride you I don't think they meant...

My sister and her best friend getting ready for a Halloween party a few years ago

[Trainer] When they said the Twins love to do everything together, they really meant

My grandparents got a new computer for Christmas. I offered to set it up for them

TIL: Before kids said 'Tits out for the boys' in clubs, they said 'DANK MEMES FOR

'I talked to my friends. They said they're interested in buying you.'

Just wear your white T shirt to swim in the friends said, it won't be see through

[Spoilers for New-Superman #8] DC was not kidding when they said they were going

[Td/F] They said it couldn't be done. I'll show them. They'll all see!

[Humor] "Have children", they said, "it's so beautiful and amazing"

[F] The boobs asked for a second chance, they said they would behave and share the

Ever since hearing the rumours, my mother was eager to find out if they were true

why'd they even extend the last date. ! they said they are limited and won't be avl

Not what I had in mind when they said they wanted to put up two fingers for me

[f19] Do you like my new lipstick? because some men said I look like a slut. But

It was at this point summer realized the boys probably didn't care about her new

I missed you guys! Tonight's shower beer is Stem, raspberry apple cider. When they

So I overheard some of my friends talking about reddit, they said I had to post.

Someone told me my shoe laces were undone but when I checked they were fine. I can't

Date a fat girl they said. They are more loyal and won't cheat.

I went to heaven, but couldn't get in, For what I have done. I said please take me,

When they said they were taking her, she clutched her pearls. Now she was gnawing

I was contacted by a startup company, they said they had some kind of body altering

Sit your ass back down and stay home, they said. Thankfully they didn’t limit what

It started off as an beyond amazing day: I was the luckiest bastard in the world,

GIF . . . They said they were GOING to get my cum - and they were merciless!

This is what they meant when they said, "sit like a lady," right?

I can't wear these to work anymore ? They said they were too "Distracting"

Can someone tell me if this is blood? Stumbled across this years ago and the police

My parents knew I wasn't growing up right. They said I was still childish and rode

She Made Him Cum Super Fast...best Throat In Porn, They Said. Well Said!!! ???

I don’t know what they put in the vaccines...when they said swelling didn’t know

Your brothers are so nice. They said that they have some other outfits for me to

idk if i'm too late, but my ghosties made me do this. they said they missed u.?[oc]

Come back in to the o[f]fice they said, show off my my tiAs I said! ?

Yall do me a favor and please follow this account they said they posting tapes when

Yall do me a favor and please follow this account they said they posting tapes when

One small suitcase, they said, nothing else. Is this what they [m]eant?

No food, no drink, no noise, they said. It will still be fun, I said. ??

Your bullies weren't lying when they said they met your mom at the strip club.

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