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This Is Why!

This is why Reddit will never get asked to create a great work of poetry. [Mildly

This is why I approve of schools giving out condoms... possibly NSFW

This is why I always volunteer to be designated driver(slightly NSFW)

This is why I'm katiecorset ;) {f} (Album Inside)

This is why I love sluts

This is why my compression shorts don't compress well anymore...

This is why you better deliver

This is why I jog.

This is why I'm hot! (f)

This is why they call it "the Mother Church"

This is why you should squat!

This is why every girl should have a dildo with a suction cup

this is why coed showers are the best idea

This is why I love Assholes...

This is why I don't mind that some girls I graduated with became strippers.

This is why you need to decide who gets the ass before the DP starts

This is why they switched to Flo

This is why I'm such a big fan of short skirts.

This is why God created curves

This is why I like beards

This is why I hate to give my number. Ugh.

This is why i need glasses

This is why I'm a virgin.

This is why my fingers always smell like pussy haha, I have an addiction! (F)

This is why girls take so long to get ready.

This is why I take so long in the shower ? (f)

This is why woman shouldn't be allowed in schools

This is why I am looking forward to next week's warmer weather

This is why they keep the best stuff on the bottom shelf

This is why she brought you outside

This is why I can't wear bikinis

This is why she’s on “my list”

$This is why I cant be trusted in having my own of[f]ice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

This is why you have a BFF

This is why I love EDC

This is why I like winter

This is why I have to be locked for my photo shoots

This is why you sit next to the stage

This is why it's worth having an auto reply message

This is why alphas mourn the end of summer

This is why my webcam was always magnified on my face during my Zoom class ?

This is why you shouldn't pick at your scabs!

This is why you always make sure to get changed after lunch.

This is why a woman cheats.

THIS is why I wear leggings all the time

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