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This Not Funny

Told wife I had wood. This is not what I meant.
Saw this on my newsfeed. (Not sure if repost)
Someone I know carved me this out of wood b/c I asked them to. Why? Why not!
Was told to NOT post this in r/foodporn (possibly NSFW)
I may not be sophisticated enough to see the beauty in this. NSFW
[NSFW]This little guy (definitly not a crappy montage) shows you his last selling
I did not know this about Scarlett Johansson...
Googled "bear of cooter", did not expect this NSFW
How is it that I have not seen this before??? [NSFW]
I do not take credit for this, I just wanted to get it out there. So.....Happy Early
Someone explain this to me please. (NSFWish but not really)
Googled "Obscure Star Wars Characters" and this came up. (NSFW) (Not Safe
Do I know my memes a little to well, not to see this gay manifestation in more than
My cousin and I have the best conversations... How could you not love this guy?
In an attempt to find a particular photo of Bruce Campbell from ARMY OF DARKNESS,
Was checking out global porn searches..I'm not sure how this is even possible.
Saw this older woman not wearing a bra
I made this crudely drawn picture for my brother's birthday. I'm not a good artist
Believe it or not, this is a wedding dress. [NSFW]
Similarly, this how I find my wife has accessed my tablet. I'm not upset.
I can not believe this is seriously a thing. [NSFW]
My job is proofing stickers, was not expecting to see this today.... NSFW even though
Typed "bubbles" on Google. Did not expect this.
And you wonder why we have not been visited by aliens yet? It's because of shit like
My Aunt posted this picture... not sure if she realized what was happening. NSFW
I do not believe that this is historically accurate.. Seen at Stone Mountain Georgia.
I'm Not going to brush my teeth this morning
So this has been on the street near my house all day. Guess it was a good night or
A third of people will see something completely NSFW in this picture, too... (not
[NSFW] Asked this artsy girl to draw a picture of me from memory, was not disappointed!
NSFW Seriously trying to not be racist, but watching the new show "Marco Polo"
I could not help myself when I saw this truck (NSFW)
Hey Arnold! fans will not be able to unsee this
My girlfriend walked in on me with this on the screen... not every day I find myself
I wonder how much he regrets this. (I was looking at bongs, not mens thongs.)
I'm not the only one who sees this, right? [NSFW]
At first glance, this did not look like information on a self breast exam (NSFW)
Just came across this on the internet. I know it belongs here, just not sure where.
Im staying in an apartment on vacation. I did not put this here.
Kids books... not sure if this is a mix between a camel and a moose or what.... bravo
I did not search for this.
My father in law found an odd looking peach at the market today. This is the picture
[NSFW] Found this at the local dog beach; not sure if dog toy or sex toy though...
had to drop this bomb on her (not my balls)
[NSFW] this is not brain... LOL
Nutella snack pack. This was not done on purpose.
Me and my crust Fuck friends are beginning prostitute services. Last year we had
It's not too late to print this out. [NSFW]
Toilets might not be the only thing this plunges...
Happy 20th Pokemon! I think I'm remembering this scene correctly? Maybe not.
I was not expecting this April fool [NSFW]ish
NSFW: My buddy just snapped me this picture. Holy ----, i was not expecting that!
Went for a bike ride, did not expect to find this on the back of my shirt when I
I did not need this image in my head...
[NSFW?] How did they not catch this...?
I'm not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I watch porn in class
I did not expect to see this while watching porn