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When you've a girl who rides on your bike with you like this, you can be sure she's
You know you're an anal champion when you gape while in a relaxed state
You'll get what you want when you deserve it!
You know you're old when you see this... (x-post)
You know you're Canadian when you (f)eel sexiest in gitch and a sweater.
You know you're scraping the bottom of the barrel when you're using MS Paint to make
You ever have one of those days when you wanted four cheese lasagna so bad that you
You ladies always drive me wild. You get my motor running when you strut by so beautifully.
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown...
When you aren't expecting it but next thing you know you have a hand print on your
You see what happens?! You see what happens when you send a stranger nudes?!
When you're bad you you're okay with that [F]eels good to be bad
When you posted the ad you really didn't think you'd get here.
When you find your phone [f]rom like 8 years ago, plug it in and find a pic of the
You know when you send me dick pics, I just send them on to another {f}ucking dude
When you visit one daddy and another sends you a jockstrap, you pose like a a D tier
You know you're small when you can fit into a drynite
When you come home and see your Mom passed out and covered in cum you know that your
When you you've been called out on your shit so much, you have start approving comments...
When you go out to lunch and have no one to cut your waffle for you, so you just
when you are in your office and you can't find a pencil....hey bro you need a pen?
When you ask if you can suck on her toes and she knows you've been waiting for a
You know when you’re lying in bed and you can’t stop thinking o[f] someone? Tell
When you feel heart broken you remember to look at the beautiful pussy you were given
When you're 24 but just want a guy twice you're age + to (f)uck you...
When you finish and forget that you have fenrirs [m]assive knot inside you and use
When you stumble across some drugs you forgot you had :)
When you’re getting interviewed you, I’m the one question you didn’t prepare
When you think you see it but then you really see it
When you’re too eager, so you remove the shoes anyway you can...
When you're showing some coworkers some pictures and you swipe the wrong way and
When you're out in the countryside, even a wilderness, a simple open front top gives
When you have morning wood, and no one around to relieve you, you take things into
when you're so poor you can't afford a TV there's only one thing to keep you from
When you look so good you just gotta get a selfie before you go out
When you're a struggling college student, you find ways to lower expenses where you
When you know you have a big ass and you just don't care...
When you know He's about to spank you and you totally didn't do anything wrong!!!
you will never feel the satisfaction you get, when you make a girl orgasm...
When you're locked away, you'll take any chance you can get to please yourself...
When you asked her if it was akward seeing her ex she sent you this censored pic
when you want to redose but know you'll die if you do so
When you can't think of an excuse so you just text a picture to your boss letting
when you get home today you will find this sexy petite girl waiting for you to do
You're not you when you're horny.
When you adore from the floor you grow as a servant so much more! And I can swat
You expected this when you didn't pay your debts. You didn't expect to find out your

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