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You're not as small (down there) as you think you are. [NSFW PIC]

You know you're old if you grew up with these.

You know you're in when a girl gives you that look

You know you're a nerd when all you want to do is watch porn but...(NSFW)

You know they call [m]e gorgeous! ..But you're special. Call me whatever brings you

you never ask "...are you cranky 'cos you're on your period?" twice...[mildly

You all wanted more so here you go. You're favorite hairy [m] an. Looks like I could

You know you're Alberta when you see a truck with... [NSFW air freshener lol]

You know you're polish when you start to write like this...

You think you're unlucky? Well at least you aren't a black cat!

You're on the edge of the bed and I'm stroking you just like this.. (hope you want

You. Ya you. You're sexy ;)

You know you've made it when you're both a noun AND a verb

You're young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still

You're at my housemates house and, when looking for the toilet, you enter my bed

You think you're tough shit, huh? Wait till you see this trick I have up my sleeve,

You’re in a club and these two are teasing you. Who do you go with?

you’re starting to realize you miss me and I’ve been thinking about you the whole

You deserve more than you're getting. Take what you want from me.

You send once and you’re hooked. But don’t worry, Daddy will take care of you.?

You know you make a lot of Adult [F]ilms when you’re recorded motioning ✂️

You rolled a 3. You're surrounded by horny futas, but there's a chance you'll make

You're lucky this time. The camera angle lets you see more than you should.

You know you're only good for licking up my [pss] right? This Scottish [Dom]me is

You’re my neighbour and you catch me on my deck like this - what do you do??

You may as well call me Google, because I have everything you're looking for! Have

You're on your walk and you catch Me do you join? (f)

You're on your walk and you catch me do you join? ? «My cam pined in proofile»

You know you're weak for me, Tribute and you'll feel sooo much better...

You're on your walk and you catch me do you join? (chaturbate on my u/nootsuka1978)

You're on your walk and you catch Me do you join? (My cam shows in my account)

You're on your walk and you catch me do you join? (My tinder in my acc)

You're on your walk and you catch Me do you join? [My cam shows in my u/ikeika1974]

You're taking a test in dead silence, and the girl next to you stretches her arms

You looked so full of yourself before, are you sure you're going to take it all?

You and your money belongs to me now, because I said so, and you're too pathetic

You know you're horny when you post on GoneWild lol (F)(23)

You’re at your brothers house for the weekend. It’s Saturday morning and he’s

You're so beta your wife pays a real man to censor her nudes before sending them

You're so beta your girlfriend pays a real man to censor her nudes before sending

You know you're a loser and wouldn't be doing anything different if you weren't in

You exist purely to serve Me. You want Me, I want your wallet. Kik @VonRue13 if you're

You're cute... but you'd look cuter with me inside you ?

You’re not the only one who’s afraid to say “I love you” for the first time.

You're a Looser, You have to Pay Me & I Will Use You!! Offering Sessions,

You’re not the only one who’s afraid to say “I love you” for the first time.

You’re walking down the street and I come up to you and do this...what do you do?

you’ve had a pretty terrible life. you’re broke, alone, and nothing seems like

You're *still* a virgin? How old did you say you were?

You know you're a size queen when you keep a ruler hiding under your pillow :)

You’re on a hike, you walk down a long and winding road and come across this. What

You're not really upset that she was cheating on you, just that she didn't share

You're probably well aware of how much I dislike my fat booty, but you all seemed

You finally got up the courage to tell your wife Sasha Banks that you're uncomfortable

You interrupted my morning coffee, but you’re sweet so I’ll still give you a

You’re on your knees, begging me to move my body suit to the side. But the question

You know what they say, when you're out for a ride, leather's the way to go. And

You're made to be destroyed like the pathetic pig you are. Have that wallet ready,

You know you're desperate to hit the gym when you go to your Ex's house to get a

You're gonna masturbate.. I'm just asking for you to let me help you get that release

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