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.....Then This Happened

I introduced a fellow ent to /trees - then this happened
So I was getting dressed this morning then *this* happened
Just minding my own business drinking my beer, and then this happened... I've gotta
My girl was blowing me last night, then this happened and she's been glitching out
i was wondering what it would be like to sleep with a shapeshifter. then this happened
On vacay in LA. Drank a bit much at Motherlode. Then this happened.
Went to a bar last night and then this happened
I fondly stroked this subreddit like the gentle, freedom-radiant fibers of the bold,
(f) Then this happened....
...and then this happened. [MFF]
I was talking to a guy I'm friends with on Facebook about orange juice and then this
I got Zelda Twilight Princess to play with my friend. I then went to the kitchen
Crazy religious preacher showed up, then this happened - She's doing god's twerk
Accidentally got bored and then this happened. lul
Started cooking some bacon and then this happened...Oh god it's 5am.
We had just found the secret card earlier that night, and then this happened...
I get bored and then this happens :-P (f)
Friend added a photo to FB, then this happened
A bottle of wine, a glass of whiskey, then this happened
What happened to me? Had Phenibut earlier today, shot up and then this happened.
Always get so turned on in this sub...then this happens!
Told myself I was going to go easy on the makeup tonight... And then this happened.
Then this happened....
Oops. I thought I was done for the day but then this happened at work...
I was about to give up, and then this happened.
It's been awhile......but I was playing Pokémon go last night and then this happened.
Was just browsing this subreddit, and then this happened. PM's welcome
It's Friday night for you. We go out on a date, you take me home...then this happens.
Tried putting a condom on after a long edging session... and then this happened
I was having a sad morning. Then this happened. I wish I could thank the person responsible
I've thrown 100s of rounds. Never an ace.... but then this happened...
Then this happened...[f45]
Started putting decorations around the house and then this happened....
Took this picture of my dog the other day and someone said "Looks like a Vogue
Me and another dom were teasing this extreme sub, then this happened
I'm the new girl at work you've been flirting with for weeks. We go out for after-work
Then this happened..
Then this happened after my gf wore her new pantyhose
I meant to readjust, finish riding, but then this happened....
This happened, then this happened. For Locktober I get 24 hours added to my sentence
I was hoping Sir would be the one to misspell or misspeak first, so I could correct