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And Then I Was Like

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best -- " and then he had to

At first I was like : ) and then I was like : /

And then I was like...(NSFW)

At first I was like, "Awwww yeeeaaah" and then I was like "Oh god

And then i was like.....

I like to browse r/Christianity, and generally they're a pretty open-minded bunch.

and then there she was, like double cherry pie.. [f]

Was told my new haircut made me look like Captain America. Not sure I buy it but

So I was changing my gear, and then I got a texture bug. This bug I like.

I do custom hand stitched needlepoint point and embroidery, this was one of my orders!

[Request] Looking for more of this girl. She posts and then deletes. Username was

Lynching of Frank Embree; most likely falsely accused of rape, handcuffed and stripped

So then I was all like *splooge* and your Mom was all like whaaaat!

...and then she was like BAM! TITTIES!

So this gi[f] came out kinda slow motion. And then i was like hey, they might like

I sent this to my girlfriend just like that. and then stumbled on it again an was

Tonight, I put half my double ended dildo in it, and pretended it was a strap-on.

Sorry for potato quality and awkwardness, but I feel like I would have fit in here

Do you ever feel like it's been a long week and then remember it's only Wednesday?

I woke up dreaming that Emma Watson was using my soft tongue as her toilet paper.

Charisma Carpenter's spread open 48 y/o MILF pussy can suffocate me until she cums,

Apparently my treadmill shuts down after 100 minutes. I had 320 calories worth of

Some girls don't like giving blowjobs. Some girls do. And then there was Sarah. [blowjob]

My cousin saw I left my phone hidden but she walked up to it and saw it yet stripped

Please help! I don't know what is going on with my flowerhorn. The bubble like thing

My loyal Muslim gf was lovingly innocent. One night her trashy friends dragged her

My wife says the guy in this photo (on R) looks just like her first boyfriend, Tony

She hung him like a piece of meat, and then she fucked him like one. It was intensely

(m) It was just funny she said I lived off females. I was like what. If anybody know

Bruh I came across some post where a gay marine was whining like a little bitch boy

Master had brought her to the brink of orgasm and then denied her so many times it

What would you do with/to them? I was thinking of getting a trial penectomy, and

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit

I was working but then I felt like taking my clothes off to show you all ? sub to

I was using this camera setting called night mode and then I touched it up a bit

"Grandma, you can't go out like that?!" shouted Chloe in her weak voice.

Whenever she grew despondent, Master, in his kindness, would tie her in the window

[F] i was going to bed and then saw myself like this in the mirror

Do to my Dyslexia, for the last couple years I think he name of this subreddit was

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