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Beer God

God damnit Mom, I was saving that last beer!
Two of God's greatest gifts: beer and dogs
Had a breakup this week, god thing I can get good beer at work!
For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Kona Big Wave full of heaven, blessed
Behold! I am a beer fueled man with the body of a god (buddha) Do as you will glorious
Out of beer. Thank God for single [m]alt
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP BUTTER AND ALSO HAPPY GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY THIS HANDMADE MASTERPEASE
Been a shitty day, thank god [F]or shower beer. Wish you were here ?
Hair of the dog. Found a free beer this morning...thank God.
Join me for a beer?