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Captain Obvious

You guys told me not to post this Captain Falcon fisting porn, so I'm posting it.
Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious
Even More Beach Friends (featuring Captain Obvious)
"yeah i think it's broken mate" - captain obvious
Hate to be Captain Obvious, but Bibi Jones has an amazing body
Thanks Captain Obvious
Captain obvious, captain gonna-be-ignored ... (Trans guy for reference)
It's sheer. It's lace. And I'm captain obvious. [f]
Thanks, Captain Obvious, but is he still alive?
Question posed by Captain Obvious on r/history
Obviously Captain America to the DC universe family, you turd.
Aaaannnddd here's my titties. One is bigger than the other. - a message from captain