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Don't Hover

If you are like me and don't like placing your butt onto a public toilet seat or
Hey there stud, why don't you hover on over here and put that junk in my loot-chute?
Hover hands don't cut it in 'Murica!
I don't have a husband, children or pets, and I'm not the boss of anyone, so who
I don't have a husband, children or pets, and I'm not the boss of anyone, so who
Cover me don't hover me s!nap~blazorwar