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Fortune Cookie

Someone tried to make a "fortune cookie cake" for an Asian themed office
Either this fortune cookie is trying to tell me something or they aren't trying anymore...
Come on GOP, even my fortune cookie gets it.
They forgot my fortune cookie :( [NSFW]
Fortune cookie teller knows what's up
Fortune Cookie Wisdom
Fuck you too, fortune cookie
Yes, I think I will. My husband thanks you fortune cookie.
My fortune cookie was double wrapped and had an interesting shape.
Fortune cookie anyone?
Are you stealing a fortune cookie?
Fortune cookie knows
Fortune Cookie
[50/50] Fortune cookie | My Girlfriend's Fortune Cookie (NSFW)
Cassie Lang's fortune cookie
Got this fortune cookie today. Guess I know what I'm doing tonight ;)
Learned a new Chinese word from my fortune cookie NSFW
Little message in fortune cookie.
got this in a fortune cookie just after doing a big shot (transcription in comments)
Like a fortune cookie, it's better if you add "in bed".
MRW I open my fortune cookie at Panda Express to find there is no fortune inside.
Cassie Lang's fortune cookie
Took my sub to get Thai food today. This was her fortune cookie. Never have I seen
Fortune Cookie Fail
Fortune cookies
Would you have your way with her fortune cookie?
Tonight's Concert Against Humanity came with fortune cookies and I had one that was
Fortune cookie
Fortune Cookie
Fortune Cookie
Fortune Cookie [F] (Toots)
I think our fortune cookies tonight we're trying to predict something.
How many times would you cum in my gf’s fortune cookie?
...a fortune cookie for you all...
fortune cookie
Like a Chinese Fortune Cookie: Morning Coffee... in Bed
Surpisingly on-point fortune cookie
Fortune cookie socks ready for a good sniff - Venmo and Cash App accepted - $15
My fortune cookie from the China Buffet.
Even my fortune cookie knows your life is mine
The fortune cookie knows
Tasty fortune cookie. [F] (k0ira)
Would you like to eat my fortune cookie? ??
Worst. Fortune Cookie. Ever
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Just got this in a fortune cookie.
[Dragon] Fortune Cookie by Virmir

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