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I'm Dying Up Here

Woke up this am dying for some morning sex. First time here.. Be kind ;)
My dog died 3 years ago and he used to lay here all the time, woke up this morning
And This Specimen Here Died From What I Like To Call "Head Up Ass Syndrome"
My Grandma died yesterday after working 69 years making memes. Here's what she was
i'm locked up under here. i'm DYING to get new bras and panties at the store! GF
[F]irst post! I've just been dying to get this up here... please just *cover* me
FIND YOU A BADASS RIDE OR DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE YOU AT GURL?!!!!!!!!! IF YOUR
Told I should post here. A patient with chronic heart disease coughs up a clot that
U die and go to heaven, this is the angel waiting 4 u. What did you do in life to
U die and go to heaven this is the angel waiting 4 u What did you do in life to end
Andrew Santino in I’m Dying Up Here Behind the Scenes