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I'm Not Fucking Kidding

Fuck you, grocery store! I'm taking 2 cookies, and I'm not even a kid!
[NSFW] We've all seen cliche "multiple exposure" pics. Cool but not original.
"Great Kid. Don't get cocky." I "Insisted" that he let me post
You guys make me [f]eel so fucking sexy, not even kidding. Thank you so much.
This really naughty chick fucks a garden gnome, I kid you not
Showing some respect would be not using the poor child for fucking CLICKBAIT. This
Fuck this. I spent too much money on tickets for my kid to not see Ariana in concert.
(M) I'm done serious. I.dont have time for grown ass kids you we both have fucking
(M) on my kids in not lieing they been calling the crib saying I know he at work
(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC
(M) well my kids are here and I'm not that sick of a fuck to be taking dick pic with
(M).i mean damn yeah it's me damn you can't see my face if you me..who.tf else look
My wife said that I’m not getting unlocked until she wants kids, so I should get
I’m not allowed to fuck my wife until she wants kids...but she’s free to fuck
FUCK, my friend's mom sent me this (not kidding, 35yo)
(M) For everyone out there. Im in a 10yr relationship thats on the rocks right now
Day 7: When I found myself in this body, I did not expect to be a grandmother and
Independent woman ☑️ 33 ☑️ got kid(s) ☑️ single 5 years ☑️ not just