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I Have No Beard

Kinda looks like I have a beard, but no. Concentrate on my tits and belly instead..
The beard decides when it's time to trim, I have no choice in the matter.
Just a glimpse of the beard and no boner. Have I break all the rules?
Last time I shaved was December 15th 2019, what do I do to make it grow like a decent