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I Swear This Happened

Spiderman: I swear this never happens (NSFW)
I swear to god, this happens at least once a week
After a hard night of drinking, this is how I found my roommate the next morning.
I swear, Reddit must have an algorithm that makes moments like this happen.
This just happened to [m]e. by accident. i swear.
[Media]My cousin sent me a picture yesterday of a random hunter we've never seen
[NSFW] I swear, this never happens to me....
NSFW I swear, this doesn't happen often.
I SWEAR THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME
(M) thank.yall frfr im.not that grimy I mean we been doing this we just happen to
I swear this happens every time I try to date Nora.
I swear this never happens! (Meme)
She always dresses like this when she goes out with male friends, but swears nothing