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Invent It

I know every generation thinks they invented sex and porn, but can this picture of

God invented Man's strong hands before your cavernous cunt, so fucking deal with

Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius.
It's the easiest way to stare

I didn't invent it, but damn is it tasty!

They did invent it after all...

Remember when the time machine was invented,
and everyone thought it was an april

That's it. We have reached perfection; we can stop inventing things now. [NSFW]

We invented a new phrase: Snouty Teat. This is how I imagine it.

Hey, I didn't invent the expression "feminist sub", it was female brain.

So it's a funny story: feminism was invented by inferior men, so they could prevent

Tomorrow it's woman's day; who the fuck invented a day for something as worthless,

MSPaint Pictionary. My friends invented it. Here are the first drawings.

I love when they invent they were abused or they can't choose another job or they

[Request] Stop with the anime shit. The Japanese pretty much invented drawing naked

Feminism was invented by inferior men, and this is why feminists only keep it for

It's pretty much the reason why trampolines were invented...

The preference for Superior Men is the only thing the female brain can't be brainwashed

The kitchen safe. The greatest invention ever for someone who likes to do it all.

In other words, feminists don't reject mistreatment, they reject inferior men. And

Invented a new drink for holiday drunken cookery! I call it the Xmas As Fuck.

I invented a sex toy called a cochran. See pic for (NSFW) instruction manual. You

"It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts”

I read by chance next Sunday it's international wymyn's day. inferior men will celebrate

You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote,

I(f) marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit

Getting inventive to find new angles to capture it's likeness

These rigid bra cups were the best invention ever, especially when it comes to small-breasted

It's okay, bug spray wasn't invented until 1956

[f18] Since they haven't invented x-ray goggles yet, Ill make it easier for you ;)

Saheeli Rai has a new invention and it's built to smash! (Bosomancer) [Magic: The

I just want to slide my cock over Barbara Palvins nipples, then I want her to suck

God bless the man who invented yoga pants (and you know it was a man)

This is what the inventor of ice cream invented it for.

The real purpose of the internet when it was invented

The Jews invented feminism to control our white women! Gentile feminists didn't exist

The whole family was over at my Son's house celebrating his birthday. He invented

The shy fellow college student has been eyeing me strangely lately. Today she managed

Louis Réard invented the bikini. Brandi Love perfected it.

I think I invented a new dance move ? Do you like it? ?

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy

I was coaching this rich milf when i decided to possess her thanks to my newest invention.

Yo. I invented the lemon bar meme. It is probably one of the greatest achievements

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy

(f) “My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my

hey people i invented "easy-access pants" wanna give it a test?

"For your party with your colleagues, should I wear this?" my mother asked

(f) “My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my

Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers.

I see the fashion industry catwalks are trying to re-invent the one boob dress again.

[5’4] [104 lbs] I’m offering free nudes for life for anyone who can invent a

Until the invention of the pushbutton orgasm, it was all a matter of manual cranking.

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