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It Was So Funny

Brians. we're all going to hell. but it was just SO FUNNY.

But it was so worth it.

So I was watching Netflix and this is what I had to stare at for 2 minutes while

yeah, i'm also a designer in the porn industry and we have fun by deploying scare

So it was snowing today... [NSFW]

So I was watching "How it's made".. (when you see it)

So it turns out my 6th birthday was crazier than my 18th

So I signed up for the MissTravel site just to see what it was all about. First discovery

It was my friends birthday last week and so I found him something special.

So this was in my cousin's yearbook. Yes, a vagina. My boyfriend thinks it was an

How can you be so sure it was me? (NSFW)

So in American Psycho, I imagined it was Bruce Wayne before he put on the Bat suit.

So I chatted to my server the other night, it said it was a model, I looked her up

So my friend works for a religious version of youtube. He (not knowing it was me)

Leave it to American Dad to hide a schlong in the shadows. I don't think it's NSFW,

So my brother was in Vegas, when a long came a woman looking for a job for her hands...

Spent a good 30mins making this porn flowchart & made a new account so my

Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture

So I accidentally sent a text that was supposed to go to my friend, to a girl I'm

So...my cake day was yesterday... AND I MISSED IT!

My luck is so shitty lately, that if it was raining pussies...

It was so close to nsfw

So, we use an x-ray van and we went to test it without knowing this guy was walking

I was so in love with the girl in blue that I totally missed it

So I heard my mother telling my little sister to stop licking it, she kept saying

She was so proud. Then she hissed when I tried to take it away. (Possibly NSFW)

So I found this and it was titled penisman...(NSFW)

I finally got my card! It was so easy. I just told my doctor I get headaches.

So, this is a statue of a boy catching a giant fish. At this angle, it looked like

Was waiting on the bus to head home from school when the picture caught my eye so

My BF and I were having a random conversation in the car... I was curious as to what

So i was cleaning my old computer and I found this. It made my day...

So it was my birthday today, and my sister got me a present, Flasherman

So my girlfriend ordered Queen of the Stone Age's holiday sweater as an early Christmas

So it's a funny story: feminism was invented by inferior men, so they could prevent

Well played cards against humanity..... So I asked my GF to grab a couple cards to

So my buddy was wondering why it was snowing in March

So my friend owns a bakery and it was one of the office girls birthday, this cake

So our school installed new TV's. It was bound to happen sooner or later...

So this has been on the street near my house all day. Guess it was a good night or

In IT Supports; I was SO tempted to finish this statement (possibly NSFW?)

So I work retail, and a man roughly around 70 comes in regularly to buy a six pack

He wouldn't answer the phone so I had to resort to emoticons. It was harsh I know.

So yesterday there was this cam girl on the front page (slightly nsfw link in comments).

So I was browsing Reddit a few days ago...then it got very strange, very quickly.

[NSFW] I had to explain my sext to my SO, I thought it was self explanatory

So i was (frisky) waiting for my doctor in the patient room and started snapping.

So it turns out an /r/funny post was my unintended risky click of the day

So I was masturbating the other thay, and I saw Xhamster's slogan: "just porn,

My nut-allergic sister accidentally drank almond milk today. It was a scare, so I'm

So it was a slow night at the restaurant. We thought it'd be a good idea to send

So my wife asked me what the fuck I was watching. The confused look on her face when

So, a work colleague of mine found this vinyl in the streets of Paris and decided

It was so funny

Drinking so much you agree to let a friend take a photo of you at the WNBR, she thought

[M/22/5'10"/155lbs] I previously was highly conscious of being slightly chubby.

Iowa derecho was so strong it blew dildos out of houses.

So my little sister drew these. I asked what it was, she said "Its a mermaid

After you won a pair of tickets to a resort in paradise, you asked me to go… but

so funny story: I was specifically trying to get a pic of my tattoo just for this

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