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In just two Xmases, my friends who are christians, have inextricably associated Xmas
Dexter's stepdaughter (don't murder me)
My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house. She
First post don't murder me please.
Shout out to /U/little-spermaid. The absolute love of my life! I am gonna marry her
Do I have to worry about a hypnotized murder crazed bending unit coming after me?
It seems like every second planet I visit lately, there's some pissed off penis-monster
You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you
Not the typical post here, but still super gorgeous ;) (Please don't murder me)
The VA denied my PTSD claim because of lack of evidence. A week later the army sends
On Vegas strip last night, found a guy selling. Text him saying I'm ready, 20 min
She can murder me any time
Well for me, my box cutter tried to murder my thumb.
Children are getting raped and murdered? Let me buy some gold, that should fix it!
We're all narcissists. Murder me.
THEM: OMG! Abortion is murder! ME:
pls veri[f]y me! ? writing "color" instead of "colour" brutally
Got into an argument about abortion and he called me a baby murderer
From murderer to donator...forgive me father.
Old, heavily period stained panties for sale! They've been worn for two days while
[Selling] Old, heavily period stained panties. They've been worn for two days while
[30ish M] if my gf knew I was doing this she’d murder me! But I need the attention
Hey gang! Sooo I'm playing Trivia Murder Party at a friends!! I am trying to get
[F] In honor of Hump Day, I bring you a post-coitus smile. Thanks, random fan, for
My teacher wanted to meet with my parents to talk about my grades. They’d murder
[F] Tickle me and I'll murder you ?
"How ironic! That little bitch who murdered me so she could buy my house didn't
When a potential client says he doesn’t know how he will react to being with me,
cant work anymore -- inherited coffee grinder died on me -- my livehood was murdered
When a potential client says he doesn’t know how he will react to being with me,
This girl was sentenced to 30 years in prison for multiple murders. I would have
When my son's wife murdered me, she planned everything to cover her tracks... except
This killer was mocking me. I failed to prove her guilt in the murder of my wife.
This cuck murdered it with a 9 and 9 roll, what girl will he want to see uncensored?

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