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Thank You My Dude

My dude tells me he's got "a little something" for me for being such a
so I once drew a face on my left testicle and used it as a spray, another dude responded
While I was at a red light some homeless dude came up to my car, stared at me for
It's my 46th birthday, so I tried on an orthopedic bra and Granny panties. Dude,
"Swap Class is only fun if you know you're swapping back, dude..." I was