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You Just Don't Measure Up

My gorgeous wife/goddess gave me a new pink see-through ruler to show me how I don't
My gorgeous wife/goddess gave me a new pink see-through ruler to show me how I don't
You just don't measure up
This is what happens in our bedroom when you don't measure up! My wife just measured
Sorry, you just don't measure up.
You just don't measure up