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You're A Towel.

That awkward moment when you're trying to flirt with a girl and she ACTUALLY sends

"as though you're wringing a towel dry..." that can't be good. NSFW

Sorry no towels, you're gonna have to drip dry.

What do you mean, you're not looking at the head towel?

If you're around Los Angeles, I would love to show you what's under this towel...

This is how you're supposed to wear a towel in a locker room, right?

You're supposed to wrap the towel around your waist...

You're supposed to wrap the towel around your waist...

Sometimes, I want to be pushed against the wall, with your body pressed against mine...

Is that a tea towel you're holding?

I know you're there, son. Why don't you cuddle up behind me and rub my shoulders?

When you're trying to take a pic but your towel doesn't want to stay on.

Goodbye towel nami, you're gonna be missed :C

Don't you just hate it when you are walking around you're living quarters, just minding

"You're a towel" [F]23

The towel is for her face when you're done with her

Here’s the towel, clean me up when you’re done [f]

Hotels are fun because you're *encouraged* to act like a child and leave your towels

No you're a towel

You're gonna need a towel after I'm done with you

You're going to need a towel [39]

[M] You can take this towel, but you're going to need another shower!! ?

You're her favorite post-workout towel

There's a party in my bathroom and you're invited ? Don't panic and carry a towel

"You're just silly, now give me my towel back !"

So Many Towels Are Too Small When You're A Muscle Giant

Is this how you're supposed to wear a towel

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