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And I Didn't Die

One of my sisters cows died today. And sadly, she was pregnant. The calf didn't survive

TIL that as Oscar Wilde lay dying, his last words were, "either these drapes

My mom died in 2008. My wife and I were digging through her old photos and papers.

Sean Connery and Shirley Eaton in 1964 (and no, she didn't die)

Don't worry, you didn't die and go to heaven

Dying my hair and I didn't want to get any on my clothes :) (f)

Sure, it smells like something crawled up in there and died, unsurprisingly he didn't

Sure it smells like something crawled up in there and died, but at least his sweaty

Thanks, I hate that I didn't die in my sleep last night and had to see this

This is me- but I didn't take this photo. Ever since my grandfather died I've been

My dwarf crayfish died and my cherries didn't hesitate

In case you didn’t know, they make baby pizza rolls and I’m dying.

Getting naughty outside - good thing the neighbours didn't catch me! Free 7-day trial

[FUNNY] When I was in the 2nd Grade, I walked up to my teacher while she was monitoring

No this isn't for my dying kid, no my wife didn't buy it for me, yes it's for my

"Ok, workout done, I got your ass looking amazing." I was a swap trainer,

Post-laparoscopic gallbladder removal celebration boobies. I am loopy, medicated,

I'm a swap trainer, I swap into someone's body, do their workout and swap back. I

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