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"so she was like, 'oh no you didn't!' and i was like, 'oh yes i did!'"
Her supple curves, sparkling smile...they only remind me that I'm old. My youth was
And then I was like...(NSFW)
At first I was like, "Awwww yeeeaaah" and then I was like "Oh god
It's dark, it's grainy, it's out of focus, but here's a picture of me proposing to
And then i was like.....
and then there she was, like double cherry pie.. [f]
So I've been waiting for this episode and it was well worth possibly the best 11
and there she was, like disco lemonade.. [f]
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It
And that one guy was like 'dat ass'.
So here’s Courtney Stodden, the chick who married that dude from Green Mile when
Drunken enchilades or something. Absinthe and lemonade was like, damnnn they were
I(F) you came home and I was like this on your bed, would you use me?...Please? ;-)
And just a few minutes later the boy(friend) was like this! [OC]
What would you do if you walked home from work and I was like this?
Someone on here messaged me saying I was (f)at and I was like bitch where?
I Woke Up And It Was Like This!
Was teasing the boyfriend and I really liked the shot I got, hope y'all do too [F]
An alarming number of the posters were popping up in the city and even more concerning
...and then she was like BAM! TITTIES!
I said foreplay and she was like ''yeah right'' [m][f]
I honestly don't even comprehend how babies come out of here. If you were an alien
today i learned what a ghost nipple is and i was like "i got those"
Like sweet morning dew, i took one look at you, and it was plaine to see, you were
what would you want to play if you came over and I was like this?
Was having some late night fun and this is what I was like after 30 minutes.
Help, I just woke up and it was like this
If they were me, If they were me, And I was you and I was you, If they were me and
This man was showing this Gorrila pictures of female Gorrilas and he was like, "thank
Woke up and it was like this
The pair of them enjoyed picking up guys together. They were already good friends,
Was a bit horny after the gym. Feels good to be getting back. And I'm liking this
too many sexy pics and porn watching and it was like a pipe was gonna burst, I exploded
(m) It was just funny she said I lived off females. I was like what. If anybody know
It's probably the best picture I've ever taken of it, and that was like ten years
(m) Summer time she said I like your shorts, in my head I was like damn I like you,
I was in Emma’s body for months and I was loving it! That is until it was stolen
If we were roommates, and I was like this in the kitchen, wwyd?
Jonathan was having a lot of fun with what was happening to his wife. She, who was
6s is fun and all but like i wish there was something more meta changing like a new
That thigh meat tho. I was gonna delete and I was like hmm, the thickthigh sub might
I remember the man’s moaning in this scene and it was like a dream come true
Saw the new trailer and I was like...
This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was
I remember the mans moaning in this scene and it was like a dream come true. I'm
This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was
I remember the mans moaning in this scene and it was like a dream come true. I'm
Rode a dildo and it was particularly rough and I was sore...and I liked it
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys
Mother so casually introduced me to a lifestyle of effeminacy by dressing me up in
"It was an 'and, it was! An 'and, clutching [m]y very vitals! Like something
?? Like petite, tight teens? ?? Like them naked? ?? Then sub my Onlyfans today because
In 2018 it was my first pussyfree anniversary and I was struggling with pussyfree
What if you showed up and I was like this?
First post here and I was super nervous! No doors on the women’s locker room and
First post here and I was super nervous! No doors on the women’s locker room and
First post here and I was super nervous! No doors on the women’s locker room and
What if you walked in the room and I was like this?
My boyfriend was super in love with the priestess sister. it was like he never fawned