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Bounce A Quarter Off That Ass

Could bounce a quarter off that one.
Bounce a Quarter off that
I bet you could bounce a quarter off that tight ass (x-post fro r/nsfw)
Many quarters could be bounced off that thing (x-/r/Ass)
I'd say "bounce a quarter off that ass," but the quarter might shoot back
i bet you could bounce a quarter off that thing
You could bounce a quarter off that ass
[f]bounce a quarter off that ass
Bounce a quarter off that thing