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But I Am Flattered

I have only been able to attract guys recently - which is flattering...but not what
Ex called me on speakerphone to confirm to her gossipy friends that I am bigger than
I'm flattered ma'am, but I'm married. (slightly NSFW)
Flattered by your skepticism, but really, I am 38!
A bit milder than my usual flavor, but who am I to resist flattering lighting in
M43 5'8"/165lbs Side by side flaccid and erect. I don't think I got the most
Not sure if I'm (47F, mom of 4) slightly chubby, but I sure feel like I am. This