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But Not Jk

My name is (F)red and I've been feeling...naughty. (Jk not fred but naughty anyway)
Potential Fresno Serial Rapist? Well, maybe not but most certainly has the look for
A naked girl haiku. I am not a hoe ~ But I play one on TV ~ JK, I'm a hoe.
if you're not eating it then im not sucking, im jk ill prob still suck, but still...[OC]
I got dumped yesterday but I’m smiling today.... Nah JK I wasn't dumped and you'd