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But Tfw..

tfw you have a hangover but you're still lookin' hella
TFW you're giving it to her but her love is with Satan
TFW you're going to CC Fiora but she ripostes it and CC's you instead (Fiora, Garen)
TFW You like a post but nobody else does
TFW Your nipples are actually outlined but have no color or texture so You can only
TFW you wanna get into America but Trump is president
tfw you're unsure about your new hairstyle but come to enjoy it
tfw when you buy a slave, but you get the wrong one
Tfw she catches you peaking but dressed that way to attract your attention and is
TFW you want to launch a gaming channel but there is too much competition on YouTube
TFW you own a one piece but live over 50 miles away from a beach...
tfw you're about to go swimming but you have a huge hard on [tsundere inran shoujo
TFW You force Diversity Down Everyone's Throat but then Protest Your Kids Schools
tfw your about to eat some delicious Subway™ but you don't think you can finish
TFW school starts up in a month, but there aren't any cute guys over there that will
TFW u sharmat but she still suckin
TFW Gunbroker and Armslist banned the sale of the Slide Fire stocks today, all vendors
Tfw you want in on that Israeli meth but border walls work after all
tfw your friends drag you to the Jason Aldean show but you end up getting to see
TFW when you're trying to make money online, but your brother can't be serious.
Tfw you’re ready on time but your friends are late so you pregame in the bathtub.
TFW estrogen has increased your libido... But you're single...
tfw u successfully gank sidelanes but realize mid is feeding
tfw you make an alt on Mateus purely for HS things but now you have no glamours or
tfw foxy mistakes you for freddy and fucks you but you can't take the mask off #relatable
TFW you’re kinda lonely but feelin kinda cute [32F]
TFW you’re up & showered for work, but you’d rather stay in bed.
tfw you're dead and want to fuck your cousin who's alive but you're in the ghostzone
TFW ur horny but ur gf can't stay hard
TFW all the men are failing no nut november but you can cum with your butt so you
tfw i was literal seconds away from my first prostate orgasm ever but my gf stopped
tfw you finally find the perfect porn video/cam show/patreon/whatever, but its so
TFW You think you're going to get Trump and the Russians, but you forgot everything
TFW I've been a top in my 4 year relationship but suddenly my wife ordered me a collar
Tfw I masturbate by rubbing my dick like it was a vagina and constantly fantasize
tfw it's valentine's day and you don't have a date but you just figured out how to
Tfw you're frustrated and angry and you wanna (consensually) take it out on some
Tfw the gut looks gross but the package looks ?... ?‍♂️
tfw you wanna post a full frontal nude but you also love Gondor
TFW you get to Elmo's door but are to shy to knock >.<
tfw you were assured that your dick would probably stop working after a while on
Tfw you wanna wear a chastity cage but your stupid thingie is too big and you can't
tfw you just want do be dominated by a soft dom gf but it's an unrealistic expectation
tfw you get a girlfriend, but she's interested in piv sex and you've lost like half
Tfw I'm a domme usually into guys and project stoic confidence but am secretly very
tfw it's summer but you look better in a swimsuit than all your girl friends
TFW you're a filthy exhibitionist, but also dysphoric AF
TFW-Xev is excited watching her husband fuck Leia's tight pussy but worried he might
TFW you want a Mommy Domme but you're super shy and explicitly looking for a trans-friendly
tfw when you want to be a baddie but you're a pink highlighter
TFW you need to save your girlfriend, but you're enjoying this timeline too much
Tfw your cervix is too tender to run your Sunday errands... Youch, but yay
Tfw no gf but maybe lifting heavy objects will make the sad head noises quiet
Tfw you should be sleeping but get... excited
Tfw I keep buying different toys but always end up using my dildo
TFW you're kinky but live in the middle of nowhere... [OC]
TFW you have small titties so you try to do a booty drop instead, but your booty
TFW your tongue is burning with exhaustion but the hole is so sweet you have to keep
tfw you're slutty but also trying to keep warm. ? maybe you could help lose the fur
tfw she even tries to bribe, or wager, you, but you would not take it