zNSFW

But With Pizza

(Xpost from r/shittyfoodporn) (OC)I'm a chef but when I get drunk I do shit like
Cast iron pan pizza with mozzarella, ricotta, Parmesan and Comté. Bourbon pairing
Pineapple on pizza I can deal with but not this
Michi's Pizza Face on a Flatbread. At night, I sit by her side, IN THE MORGUE, waiting
If I was married to Barbara Palvin, I'd go to this event with her, arm on her waist,
A girl at college I never saw before suddenly started stalking me with crazy stories.
There is this super awesome pizza place with some of the hottest delivery girls you