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Buying The Cow

Why buy the cow when you can get the milkmaid?
Why buy the cow....
The answer to the question "Why buy the cow?"
Why buy the cow?
No one has been buying the cow, I guess it's time to give away the milk for free
Another consequence of rejecting decent men for jerks and promiscuity is that many
Another consequence of rejecting decent men for jerks and promiscuity is that many
Oh no! Of all the kings horse dicks and all the kings men cocks who drank my free
Someone told me that anonymously posting nudes on reddit reeks of desperation ??
Mamma told me go and buy the cow sn.a?p*bavetumb!