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Did U Mean Me

To anyone who liked me, this is my goodbye.  I'm not made (f)or constant assault
SO I WUZ LIEK WAAH AND SED DAT I AM STRNG INDEPNDT WOMN WHO CRI EVERTIM SO CRIS BROW
Wife got a new job which means no more lunch quickies but she did send me this
"It's-a-me, Mario!- What did he mean by this?
How did I become an exhibitionist with a 5" dick? I love getting my dick out
Did you mean to tell me but seem to [f]orget?
Did you miss me?? sorry i was having some fun, if you know what i mean ???
When my boss told me to taste myself, I did but I didn’t want to. Then he said
Did you miss me? That lip bite means I missed you...
My girlfriend, Sydney Sweeney, locked my cock in a chastity cage a mouth ago saying
You said you wanted to see more o(f) me from behind. Did you mean it?
You said you wanted to see more o(f) me from behind. Did you mean it?
"Honey! You have to come out of that room sometime soon!" My mom always
I used to be a straight homophobic bully. Now the only thing that turns me on is
No Daddy, I don’t know what you’re talking about! I did my homework! What do
Oh, did I give you the wrong medicine again? I guess that means you should spank
Some people just stole my ideas about the cum challenge and sending a photos and
i am at the peak of puberty in middle school so i did some digging to get a yandere