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Don't Eat Them

My boy[f]riend doesn't like it when I send him dirty pictures but I don't want them
I don't use my veggies to masturbate. I pre[f]er to just eat them.
When babysitting, don't let them eat your clothes in front of the pizza man.
They say don't meet your heroes, but is it OK to *(M)eat* them instead?
My ass eats all my underwear so I don’t wear them but here’s a pic of it eating
Truth: Me and my husband go out every other weekend and pick up college girls and
Why we don’t eat raw pork. For reference...THAT is a human brain section opened