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Facebook Status

So my friend went to Vegas, this was his facebook status.
Valentine's day Facebook status - Zero fucks given
A local whore recently made a facebook status talking about her not being the prior.
Facebook status hacking just isn't good enough anymore. Seems like my friends masterpiece
Just Updating My Facebook Status
Amy's Baking Company's Facebook 'comments' on their Battletoad status
Oh crap I've been shot! Better update my Facebook status!
My daily entertainment is this chick's hypocritical facebook rants (Note: she is
So my friend from Cali came to Vegas for the new year, this is his first Facebook
MRW when my friends change their Facebook status to "In a Relationship"
House Rule has bitten a friend on the ass - 'Post winning hand as Facebook status'
Facebook status: "anyone wanna give me a paragraph summary of all of star wars
My buddy made a comment on my Facebook status worthy of this sub
How a rapist justifies his actions ~ real facebook status ~ NSFL
What happened? why is everyone posting this status? Did facebook change anything?...
A guy comitted shotgun suicide on Facebook Live. This is currently his status.
My bully updated Mom's Facebook status
Changing Facebook status to "Naked"
Changing Facebook status to "Naked"
Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today...
Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today...