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Only '80s kids will get this. That awkward feeling of finding a self pic of your

How can you watch your kid get like this - and still give her ice cream??

Does your Asshole ever gets jelous for what comes out of your mouth? Wait.... I was

Did your kid get a ribbon for showing up to a sporting event? Did you make up a pun

PSA: You may think you're chatting on Snapchat with a hot circlejerker, but then

I am starting to getting old. Kids are growing up fast and I'm becoming part of the

Parents at Hungry Jacks. (Burger King). Teach your kids! You have to actually (literally)

If your kid fell in a pool, would you get rid of the water to save it?

You're at the beach w/your kid. Ya kid start getting in some aquatic distress but

Get your kids in for their root c(anal)s

That face you make when your highschool dropout part time employees with 6 kids and

LONG TIME FAN, FIRST POST. PLZ RESPECT YOUR ELDERS (ME) THOUGH - I AM A BADASS I'M

Let's not kid ourselves. You boys are here because you need a young woman to empty

"Hi kids. I'm Kid Klown. And you know what? It looks like that mean old magician,

(M) Megan please on my kids this will all go away jUst say it's me in one damn PIC

When you and your wife both get home a little early, and grandma isn't bringing the

F/24/5'5"/165lbs always have felt a bit "chubby" I've had people tell

When you bring your kid to get vaccinated

Comment below what you’d do to them and your kik, filthiest mind gets kids of both.

"Yes, Mrs. Johnson. Everything is fine. No one suspects a thing. Not your husband

Buds - let's talk about BBWs. Breeding them. Pumping them full of cum and making

"Do you have to get back to your fat wife and kids or can you stay and talk?"

? «I think hanging out with your kid would be nice» I love getting naked on the

Getting what I deserve, all over My face <I think hanging out with your kid

[I think hanging out with your kid would be nice] ? Cum get a taste

(m) No hard feelings my family safe, get rich and disappear, see y'all later, karma's

[selling] selling these panties I've had seen high school ;) Wore them all day and

Hey dude, remember your thick neighbor we were checking out the other day? Check

This kids are out side. hurry , get on your knees

[33] "The kids get home in 10 minutes. Hurry, get on your knees "

When your kids head of to college, they get tons of info about safety and this year,

When your kids head of to college, they get tons of info about safety and this year,

Verrucous Carcinoma of the Penis - yes there is one in there. Get your HPV vaccine,

“Your staring so much we’re going to get pregnant! Just kidding, unless??”

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I've had two kids, I know how this goes. Im ovulating now, get your arse over here!!!

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Happy Mothers day, I don't have kids but I do have a Free OF with hottt content for

Run and get your constitution kids s!nap*blazorwar?

Step right up and claim this prize! You get to take care of her kids with the promise

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