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Girlfriend Excuses

Excuse me, Mr. Gainsbourg, your girlfriend is NSFW and is distracting Commissioner
Excuse me as I go die. Was telling the girlfriend a toy we need. Accidentally sent
Thin Privilege is not being mistaken for a waterbed by your blind girlfriend. More
Even though I have a girlfriend now, mom says that's no excuse to start excluding
Excuse me for butting in but
The best part about quarantine is that now I have a good excuse for not having a
Seems like your girlfriend finally got the excuse she wanted? [Gf/Father]
This is what your wife, girlfriend, sister, and mothers think about when they this
Your girlfriend comes up with the wildest excuses