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Guys Remember When

You guys remember the guy who had his back slashed when a mother walked in on him
Remember guys, when recovering [f]rom surgery being naked makes you feel better.
It's been a while guys, sorry for that, but I always remember you when I see special
When you remember a guy as "the dude passed out with a shoe on his head"
[NSFW] Remember guys, routers bite when you get testy with them
Remember when I was busy fucking the guy that delivered sushi to my office? Apparently
[F]eel free to come over and fuck me, just as long as you remember to leave my door
I remember how shocked and insulted I was the first time a guy told me I have "nice
Panicked a bit when I saw a naked picture of myself with my face...until I remembered
I was about to take a shower when I remembered you guys ☺️ (f19)(OC)
I remember when I used to go over this guys house (besides text we never spoke) 2-3
If I remember, you guys love when I finger my ass ?