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Happy Birthday Dude

Haven't posted due to womanly weight gain, but it's a [f]an's birthday. Happy birthday,
Dude fucked my girlfriend. This amuses me. Happy birthday bitch
I posted this on Twitter and some dude retweeted with the comment happy birthday
Happy Birthday! "HOLY COW! H-h-hello M-Mrs-s." "Relax Dude, We used