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He's On My List

I have a to-do-list on my marker-board in my bed-room. Every time my cousin comes
My friend fails to realize that when he comments on these pages everyone on his friends
Only reason he is still on my friend's list is because the stuff he posts is so wildly
(NSFW) I left my To Do list on the dresser and my husband decided there was something
My daddy writes me chore lists on the days he works and they are always so stinkin
Dear Santa, Please help me to be on my Hubby’s naughty list this year. He helped
Dear Santa, Please help me to be on my Hubby’s naughty list this year. He helped
Our lives got turned upside down when me and my son got put into witness protection.
My buddy has a terminal disease and he doesn’t have much longer to live. When he
'mature wife' so be kind, but on my bucket list to have another guy see and tell
He likes to fill all my wholes ?? DP, toys, threesomes, foursomes ??? That's all
My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities