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I Am Really Flattered

Am I really as big as I'm told, or are they just flattering [m]e?
I have only been able to attract guys recently - which is flattering...but not what
I always see girls on reddit complaining about having an inbox (f)ull of dick pics..I
Flattered by your skepticism, but really, I am 38!
I'm really curious...is my booty bigger than you thought, or am i just flattering