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I Didn't Choose This

This dag didn't choose the Fempire, the Fempire chose him.
I didn't choose this life of crime...
I didn't choose to be this thick so don't blame me when it hurts
Driver didn't look like the type to choose this plate.... I wish it were mine!
If at first you don't succeed, then change your name and pretend the shitty attitude