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I Have A Burning Need

Pre-run snap. Need to go burn off some of that baby fat I still have after 27 years...
I always have a blast here. Only need a cooler and sunblock. (don't want burned nips!)
Warning - NSFW - My coworker has asked me what could be wrong with his ball python.
I need help! I get really bad razor burn and bumps on my ass every time I shave!