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I Have In My Head

Dear /r/penis, I need your help. I'm a normal, average-looking guy. In my head, I
I just met you and this is crazy. I got that [f]ucking song stuck in my head. Have
The thought always in my head/As I pick up mysel[f] from this fall/Tis better to
i[f] you want to break this pussy, you have to get in my head and break my mind first
Someone help me think of a clever title? I don't have enough blood in my head do
Still have a few ideas in my head, but I'm feeling modest.
My head hurts, I feel like dried beef jerky, it's snowing out, and I can't find my
M 20 5'6 135lbs I feel like every guy my age is bulkier/ more manly looking....is
Gettin jiggly wit it!!! Na na na na na na.... Dammit, now I have the song in my head.
Is it OK to have gone wild but only in my head? [f]
Hey, you can barely see ma dyick! (that may have sounded better in my head)
[32F] [NSFW] I have confidence issues. Am I ugly or is that just in my head like
The [f]riends theme song is stuck in my head, so have some titties?
[M] 25 - worried my ass is too big, do I have a female body shape or is it in my
Went to bed last night with thoughts of naughty bedtime stories in my head...they
I have sex with you a lot in my head.
Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day
There must be someone in my head ... there is also someone in my penis ... but we
The image I have in my head when the sub goes crazy with conspiracy theories. NSFW
[F] It's not good enough to have you here in my head
Today is my birthday! And now I have the Beatles stuck in my head?
Got my skull bashed in with a crowbar by a crazy man on drugs at night and now I
Maybe I have a content blocker installed in my head and I don't remember installing
[Selling] I have so many dirty thoughts in my head, let me experience an orgasm,
[Selling] I have so many dirty thoughts in my head, let me experience an orgasm,
[Selling] I have so many dirty thoughts in my head, let me experience an orgasm,
Chastity seems to have trained my head to get hard before expanding my shaft. Guess
So I've always wanted to let a lot of men run a train on me. I know it sounds like
I'm trans and as cute as I sometimes feel, I still have a lot of nagging doubt in
Heading out for family pool time in my modest "mom" swimsuit. I always
Damnit now i have the tune in my head
26F, 117 lbs, 5'5". My hips are curvy but I don't have much of a butt. Is it
I have sex with you a lot, in my head [F][OC]
I have sex with you a lot in my head [F][OC]
I have that Friends song stuck in my head... Magic wand, magic wand. Why are you
Do you like my new adidas? Now I have that one song by Korn stuck in my head....
(31, M, 6ft, 83kg) Just having an off day, feeling a little self conscious so looking
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Just a plain ol titty selfie, with a smirk beacuse I have so many naughty ideas in
You are sooooo naked in my head right now... ❤ You still have 6 days to enter in
i have the marceline "oh, do u not like that? or do u just not like me?"
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I had an erotic dream last night and have been replaying it in my head all day....