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I Need Me Asks Like This

A buddy texted me asking to take care of his wife's "needs" while he went
Overly flirty Brazilian barista just handed me THIS latte. PS This was after he asked
My dad has worn thick coke-bottle glasses all his life, and he recently got corrective
I was made to adopt this position and ask you if it makes me look like good rapemeat...an