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I Said To Me

Had so much nice things said to me I decided another one plus a Lil extra ;) hope

[X-post from r/adviceanimals] This was said to me last night. The stoned one strikes

This is my 94 year old grandfather and 93 year old grandmother. They have been married

Today some girl said to me "You have such gay hair!", and this is what

I was bording a cruise ship when the captain said to me and a few others, "Look,

I don't even know what to say. Met this girl on Ok Cupid. I have 37 text screencaps

My wife said to me, maybe if you weren't circumsized you would be bigger. Am I really

Lets get this sub going again- this is what my last owner said to me after locking

and he said to me, "Come sit on my lap baby girl"

Auntie kept messaging me dirty texts and naughty pictures telling me what she wanted

A male friend recently said to me that true and honest generosity of the female body

Probably the most unexpected thing my girlfriend has ever said to me during drunken

The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me and it was on Grindr

Hotest thing she's ever said to me. Read it in girl babyvoice.

This photo is to the guys who have said to me I must only own boring underwear..

A wandering civilian just said to me "Thank you for all what you are doing for

I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: "What does surrender mean?"

To celebrate the worst nice thing anyone has ever said to me

"Don't worry son" mom said to me. "I have got this under control"

I've been told my cock is "Pretty, you could be a dick model" nicest thing

Visited Sioux City, IA this weekend. First thing anyone said to me, they yelled "I

Caveman once said to me, “you’re a man now, gnar.”

(M) I'm just gone leave this here. We grown be yourself. Your old enough to be my

To my lover with love. Thanks for everything you said to me [OC]

Would you guys want to see a caption album of things this white cock worshipping

One of my coworkers said to me that I come across as very "pure" - I guess

Girls said to me my dick is too short. Your Opinions is ot good?

Things I love being said to me

A female colleague once said to me: "A woman has to process a big cock for the

Who wants ruin me? That’s what a man said to me. He said I looked like I needed

Someone said to me recently “it’s just tits, I don’t know why men care”.

She said to me: thake these vitamene pils honey...waiting for your comments!!! all

I stretched last night and the bf said to me such pretty tits but gross hairy pits!

When I asked the Génie to get the perfect girlfriend, I didn't think he'd turn my

Someone once said to me, “ Why put bumper stinkers on a Mercedes?”. I never wanted

I sang at our town's Christmas celebration fully feminized. What shocked me the most

Do you think i need to loose weigh like my ex said to me...

Would you have said to me if you saw me in this sexy outfit?

Stop pay the price they said to me s?na-p~blazorwar?

You turned and said to me s.nap*hitgreedy!

The problem is all inside your head, she said to me

My wife said to me that want a man to fuck her in this position.. someone?

"Aw, don't look so mad honey," my mom said to me. "I'm only doing

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