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I Thought We Were Friends

Friends thought we were out of worms for fishing. [cross-post from /r/funny]
Took this for a lady friend whilst we were sexting, thought I'd share the love
[M/S] I thought we were friends
Had two friends over for a stroke session, and thought I'd share what we were getting
"What, you thought we were friends? Naaah! But just wait a little, and I'll
We were both on a quest when I fell on a bottomless lake, you thought I had perished
I thought we were friends
When we were younger me and my friends thought my big sister Grimes was a freak.
After a swap class accident my entire class was STUCK in each others bodies forever,