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If I Had A Nickel

If I had a nickel for every time...

If I had a nickel for every time in 10th grade I'd take a mental time-out to visually

If I had a nickel for every time my BPDNmom said this to me growing up (and even,

If I had a nickel for every gender there actually is

If I had a nickel for everytime I've been told I have the perfect dick

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard, "Wow you have the perfect dick"

Not sure if this fits in here (if I had a nickel...) so please redirect me if it

if i had a nickel every time a dad told me my ass was spankable...

"... If I had a nickel for every math test I've failed, I'd have $6.32!"

If Chika had a nickel for everytime she taught the pres how to bang Kaguya, she'd

Walking my dog in the park. Once again playing off footless pantyhose as yoga pants.

If I had a nickel everytime.......35 [F]

If I had a nickel for every meme I've posted about rule 6, I'd have two nickels.

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