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If I Have Kids

Last night at a rave, an ASU Pre-law student fucked a girl in public. Someone got

Apparently if you don't have kids your idea of life is boring and real life is being

If i ever got pressured into having kids, this is what I'd show the offender. Titled

[35F] I have two kids and I am a single mom. I need some attention and I want to

I have two grown kids, so if you want to (f)uck me I guess that makes me a MILF ;-)

Batman pits (also that kid in the background is basically the same reaction I would

I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those pesky kids!

Kids: If you're feeling down and out, or just need someone to talk to, contact Kelford

She would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids

(M) I'm done serious. I.dont have time for grown ass kids you we both have fucking

(M) you don't have to do anything you don't wanna do If you day no then that's a

(M) ain't no front my way.... instead of being sexual now that I have yo'ur full

Dont lie to your kids ...if youre dumb enough to have kids

(F40) Hey...Have posted before, but get nervous and take them down. My hubby thinks

(F40) This is my favourite - but taken before the kids arrived! Not sure if I have

Holiday movies galore yet i settled on something totally different..."I don't

Remember that thing you did when you were a kid and if you wanted something you licked

Mother, whose child contracted measles from children of anti-vaxx parents, decided

My bf isn't sure if he wants us to have kids, what do you think?

SLPT: My low tech solution for keeping track of tiny remotes. If you have kids, do

Its important to meditate! Just dont [f]orget to lock the dont if you have have kids

My wife Blake Lively has been fucking a black STUD for 3yrs. She makes me take our

In The Incredibles (2004), Elastigirl changes in an airplane bathroom even though

It’s been a month since our family swapped bodies. My wife and I have gotten used

If I ever have kids, this will be my story

You're kidding right? This computer is fine man, stop calling IT up here just so

30y old gold-digging thot wants a serious old-school tall dominant gentleman to finance

32 years old with 2 kids, hard to get but ready to fall in love if you prove that

If you don't have kids, your 30s are like your 20s but with money!

2 kids already, I have a lover that fucks me bareback, question is if faced with

2 kids already, I have a lover that fucks me bareback, question is if faced with

A local video-game streamer. I have no problems if you want to stream in revealing

If I have a couple more I get really horny. Just kidding - I’m always really horny

I wonder if our kids would have my smile...? xoxo

You know, the kids are asleep if you want to have some fun (baffu)

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